I’m such a sap, today I passed a billboard with the following on it:

Made me very teary, or as Daniel from The Lost Diary says…”It’s quite dusty in here”



Yes he’s retarded. He heard the smoke alarm low battery beep and thought it was his shock collar. He assumed the couch was a “safe” place and literally backed up onto it, placing his ass on the couch and feet on the floor.



Tanner received an Iron Man costume set for his birthday. Ryan thought it’d be a great idea for me to wear it.

Amazingly it fit.

One of my friends says that “Elke Stark” has a nice ring to it. I agree as long as I can have Robert Downey Jr. in that package.